Smile All-Ways: The definition

A way to wish everyone the best, and the ability to find a way to smile, no matter what befalls them on the roads of life. Also, It's my blog. It's in the Scriptures!!! 2 Nephi 9:39 Spiritually-Minded Is Life Eternal, Hence SMILE-ALLWAYS.


Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Gate Guardian

The Gate Guardian stands ever vigilant, looking for unwary vagabonds to wander through her gate. None shall pass when she is on watch, for she knows of the many ill-begotton joys which can be experienced not two inches behind her. The vivid images of humans traveling faster than a cat's meow, the vast possibilities of the huge world we live in, all of these things compile into one thought, No one gets through. No one shall get through with out going through her first that is. She will guard that door with her life, using her ferocious claws, razor sharp teeth, and fiery breath to ward off any and every person who attempts to get into her territory. Her paralyzing stare can stun even the most devoted of puppy-lovers, and her soft fleecy fur attracts tourists from all around, but be ye warned and be ye not fooled, for she is a vicious man-eater and extremely dangerous. You see, this is because she is the gate guard, and her motto is this: None Shall Pass!!!....... unless you take me with you. :)


All beware the Mighty Wrath of Zuki!!!
The Master of Wind-Tongue Surfing,
The Vanquisher of Lawn Gnomes,
The Protecter of Sniffing,
And Finally!!!
Our cute little puppy who know's what the words:
"Car" "Ride" and "Leaving" mean.



1 comment:

  1. aside from the fact that she is much more likely to do you a little dance and melt your hart to win a ride in the car then show you her teeth you really nailed it. Very cute picture, she is a persistent gaurd of the door.

    ReplyDelete

Provide a name or I shall ridicule you with style